Two ladies talking in heaven:     1st woman:     Hi! My name is Wanda. 2nd woman:    Hi! I'm Kelly. How'd you die?   1st woman:     I Froze to Death. 2nd woman:    How Horrible!   1st woman:     It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you? 2nd woman:    I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV. 1st woman:     So, what happened? 2nd woman:    I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died. 1st woman:     Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.

Shomudrer khora kobu dhekecho?

Bora nilab pani jokon shukei jai

 

Dhekecho kobu?

Dhekoni, aami jani tumi dhekoni,

Jodi dhekte, tobe buchte

Tomake haria aaj aami kon pothe.

Kamon aache ai hridhoy

Aai bathar jontrona tumi buchte.

 

Kobu ki tumi dhekecho

Gorjon mukur shonda otoba tomm tomme akash

Dhomka hawai ure chole jokon shob kichu…..

Dhekoni, tumi dhekoni

Jodi dhekte tobe buchte

Amar aai chajano bagan, shanto prithebita

Kamon kore bodhle geche tomake na peye.

 

O shob na hoi badhei dao

 

Jorna nichsoy dhekeco

Tao ki dhekoni

Jorna, pahari jorna

Je jorna nijer mone shanto bhabe

Amader Pash Katiee

Goria chole sharakon

Shate nia chole nuri r pathor

Aak desh theke onno deshe

Dhekecho ki tur ruup kal boishakir rathe

Dhekoni, aami jani tumi dhekoni

Jodi dhekte tobe parthena

Parthe na kobu aai bhabe

Aamai koshto dithe

 

Asshar prodip jalia boshe chilam

Shondai jamon poth harano pakhi

Nire phere

Tumio temni kore

Rather akasher chad hoai

Jolmolia ashbe amar aai hridoya

 

Haaire aasha, haaire shopno

Tumi ale na,

Parle na koma korthe

Ato tuku bhul

Parle buchte

Aami shudo balobesheci tomake

Ajo balobashi

Ajibon balobashbo.

 

Akon shudu bhabi

Naiba hole tumi amar,

Naiba pelam tomar hath cholti pothe

Tobu je tumi amar

Manne na aai mon manne na

Tobu boli

Jodi paro

Tobe kono boishaki rathe amar kotha mone kore

Shudu ak ber bolo

Balobashi tomai ajo.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Bolo jodi bose thakbo tomar potho cheye.
Tumar ak hasite jeno jore pore tara.
Tumi jodi chao ami akash ke bolbo hote disahara .
Ure jabo ami oi nilimar boke.Bese jabo ami oi sagorer maje.
Koto balo basi ami jano tumi.Nodi jamon boye chole ojan dike.
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Muslim World is failing to apply knowledge. Is this the reason why Muslims are falling back ? or there is any other reason; like?
 
 The figures below are eye openers Interesting Statistics - let us make a difference An eye opener comparison! The figures are speaking themselves very loudly. We are unable to listen. Some thoughts: Extracts of speech by Hafez A.B Mohamed: Director-General, Al Baraka Bank. Demographics: World Jewish Population: 14 millions Distribution: 7 M in America 5 M in Asia 2 M in Europe 100 thousand in Africa World Muslim Population: 1.5 billions Distribution: 1 billion in Asia/Mid-East 400 M in Africa 44 M in Europe 6 M in the America so Every fifth human being is a Muslim
o For every single Hindu there are two Muslims
o For every Buddhist there are two Muslims
o For every Jew there are 107 Muslims
o Yet the 14 million Jews are more powerful than the entire 1.5 billion
Muslims
 
Why?
 
Here are some of the reasons:
 
Movers of Current History:
o Albert Einstein Jewish
o Sigmund Freud Jewish
o Karl Marx Jewish
o Paul Samuelson Jewish
o Milton Friedman Jewish
 
Medical Milestones:
o Vaccinating Needle: Benjamin Ruben Jewish
o Polio Vaccine: Jonas Salk Jewish
o Leukaemia Drug: Gertrude Elion Jewish
o Hepatitis B: Baruch Blumberg Jewish
o Syphilis Drug: Paul Ehrlich Jewish
o Neuro muscular: Elie Metchnikoff Jewish
o Endocrinology: Andrew Schally Jewish
o Cognitive therapy: Aaron Beck Jewish
o Contraceptive Pill: Gregory Pincus Jewish
o Understanding of Human Eye: G. Wald Jewish
o Embryology: Stanley Cohen Jewish
o Kidney Dialysis: Willem Kloffcame Jewish
 
Nobel Prize Winners:
o In the past 105 years, 14 million Jews have won 180 Nobel prizes
whilst 1.5 billion Muslims have contributed only 3 Nobel winners
Inventions that changed History:
o Micro- Processing Chip: Stanley Mezor Jewish
o Nuclear Chain Reactor: Leo Sziland Jewish
o Optical Fibre Cable: Peter Schultz Jewish
o Traffic Lights: Charles Adler Jewish
o Stainless Steel: Benno Strauss Jewish
o Sound Movies: Isador Kisee Jewish
o Telephone Microphone: Emile Berliner Jewish
o Video Tape Recorder: Charles Ginsburg Jewish
 
Influential Global Business:
o Polo: Ralph Lauren Jewish
o Coca Cola Jewish
o Levi\'s Jeans: Levi Strauss Jewish
o Sawbuck\'s: Howard Schultz Jewish
o Google: Sergey Brin Jewish
o Dell Computers: Michael Dell Jewish
o Oracle: Larry Ellison Jewish
o DKNY: Donna Karan Jewish
o Baskin & Robbins: Irv Robbins Jewish
o Dunkin Donuts: Bill Rosenberg Jewish
 
Influential Intellectuals/ Politicians:
o Henry Kissinger, US Sec of State Jewish
o Richard Levin, PresidentYaleUniver sity Jewish
o Alan Greenspan, US Federal Reserve Jewish
o Joseph Lieberman Jewish
o Madeleine Albright, US Sec of State Jewish
o CasperWeinberger, US Sec of Defence Jewish
o Maxim Litvinov, USSR Foreign Minister Jewish
o DavidMarshal, Singapore Chief Minister Jewish
o Isaacs Isaacs, Gov-GenAustralia Jewish
o Benjamin Disraeli, British Statesman Jewish
o Yevgeny Primakov, Russian PM Jewish
o Jorge Sampaio, President Portugal Jewish
o Herb Gray, Canadian Deputy - PM Jewish
o Pierre Mendes, French PM Jewish
o Michael Howard, British Home Sec. Jewish
o Bruno Kriesky, Austrian Chancellor Jewish

 
Global Media Influential:
o Wolf Blitzer, CNN Jewish
o Barbara Walters, ABC News Jewish
o EugeneMeyer, Washington Post Jewish
o Henry Grunwald, Time Magazine Jewish
o Katherine Graham, Washington Post Jewish
o Joseph Lelyeld, New York Times Jewish
o Max Frankel, New York Times Jewish
 
Global Philanthropists:
o George Soros Jewish
o Walter Annenberg Jewish
 
 
Why are they powerful? Why are Muslims powerless?
Here\'s another reason. We have lost the capacity to produce knowledge.
 
o In the entire Muslim World (57 Muslim Countries) there are only 500
universities.
o In USA alone, 5,758 universities
o In India alone, 8,407 universities
o Not one university in the entire Islamic World features in the Top
500 Ranking Universities of the World
o Literacy in the Christian World 90%
o Literacy in the Muslim World 40%
o 15 Christian majority-countries, literacy rate 100%
o Muslim majority - countries , None
o 98% in Christian countries completed primary
o Only 50% in Muslim countries completed primary.
o 40% in Christian countries attended university
o In Muslim countries a dismal 2% attended.
o Muslim majority countries have 230 scientists per one million Muslims
o The USA has 5000 per million
o The Christian world 1000 technicians per million.
o Entire Arab World only 50 technicians per million.
o Muslim World spends on research/developmen t 0.2% of GDP
o Christian World spends 5 % of GDP
 
Conclusion:
o The Muslim World lacks the capacity to produce knowledge
 
Another way of testing the degree of knowledge is the degree of
diffusing knowledge.
 
o Pakistan 23 daily newspapers per 1000 citizens
o Singapore 460 per 1000 citizens
o In UK book titles per million is 2000
o In Egypt book titles per million is only 17
 
Conclusion:
o Muslim World is failing to diffuse knowledge
 
Applying Knowledge is another such test.
o Exports of high tech products from Pakistan is 0.9% of its exports
o In Saudi Arabia is 0.2%
o Kuwait , Morocco and Algeria 0.3%
o Singapore alone is 68%
 
Conclusion:
o Muslim World is failing to apply knowledge
 
What do you conclude? No need to tell. The figures are speaking
themselves very loudly. We are unable to listen.
Advice: 
Please educate yourself and your children. Always promote education,
don\'t compromise on it, don\'t ignore your children\'s slightest
misguidance from education
We are the world\'s biggest and strongest nation, all we need is to
identify and explore our own selves.
Our victory is with our knowledge, our creativity, our literacy...
....Wake up... It\'s not too late! 
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I've never had the chance
To kiss your beautiful lips
To hold you tight all day
To run my fingers through your hair
Or talk to you till the sun comes up

My mind says this won't be so
But my heart knows different
Someday I will do these wonderful things
And never let you go

No matter how long it takes
No matter how many tears it makes
I will see you
Kiss you
And hold you
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How Much You Can Earn By PTC

HOW TO START WITH PTC

The term PTC means paid to click. A PTC site is an online service where you get paid to Click. On such a site different advertisements will be shown. You have to be a member of that site simply free. Then you have to click and watch the ads for some seconds. After the time frame is over (usually around 10 to 30 seconds) you get paid. Not much, only some cents for each ad, but it adds up the more ads you click, especially on a daily basis. Most times you can also earn from members you have referred to a PTC site. Say you have invited your friend to join a PTC like Ara-bux for example, whenever he/she clicks an ad, you'll get paid too. Imagine the income potential with so many referrals...! The PTC is becoming famous day by day because..........

Let’s discuss about how to start earning by PTC. You are simply three steps behind and it will take only a few minutes to start. I am writing the procedures step by step (for the very beginners) below for your well understanding.

STEP 1 : Creat a new email account: First of all make a new email account for your own use from gmail/hotmail/yahoo (as you need a spam free email account).

STEP 2: Creat an alertpay account: Now you have to create an Alertpay account for receiving the money from your earning PTC website. You will find two types account (personal and business). To make it totally free you have to create a personal account (Please use your new spam free email account here). To create an Alertpay account, please click here.

STEP 3: Start earning with PTC: Now open a PTC site. You usually click "join now”,” register" or "signup" to go to the register page. And you are required to finish a form. Then you maybe required opening your E-mail to see if there is a confirmation mail and you should click the confirmation link in the mail. The next is to login by clicking on “LOGIN” in the site with your username (or E-mail address) and password. If you successfully login, click "VIEW ADS" or "SURF ADS" to do PTC. Then you will see a list of links of ads. Click one of the available links of ads. A new page will be opened and stay with that page for 20 or 30 seconds.

At last there will appear a picture.

 

This will confirm your earning from that click. Remember both “Done” and the tick mark should be needed. Then you can turn to another ad and click once more. In this way you will visit all the ads for that day one after one and after finishing all u will refresh that page for any other extra link. To see your earning for that day click on “MY STATS”.

IMPORTANT!!!!

Remember, there are numerous PTC sites in the Internet. A large number of people search in the Internet for a genuine PTC site since most of them are fraud and does not pay. So you have to find and join some reliable and trusted PTC sites which are paying much more members worldwide. Here you can get some reliable and trusted PTC site links for your personal use. Just click to any link for registration:

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Love is the driving force to some people people to do wonderful things in their lives, sometimes it is the driving force also that made people do crazy things. We'll that is love, well perhaps when a person is heart broken, how a person would move on and be a the person he used to be? That is really something easy to say for some people when you ask for advice, but the truth is most people who are heart broken could hardly stand and be a man again.