Two ladies talking in heaven:

   
1st woman:     Hi! My name is Wanda.

2nd woman:    Hi! I'm Kelly. How'd you die?  

1st woman:     I Froze to Death.

2nd woman:    How Horrible!  

1st woman:     It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd woman:    I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman:     So, what happened?

2nd woman:    I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman:     Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.